My mum says I look *so pretty* with my hair off my face. I've got such a pretty face, you know. I should wear my hair back more often.
And with WholesomeWear, I can make darn sure that the boys aren't looking at my tits. Swimsuits that "highlight the face, rather than the body." It's the face, fellas. Look at my pretty face!
Thanks to Dooce.
Oh my god, this is so fuckin' funny.
Posted by: Megan | November 12, 2003 at 10:13 AM
Oh, and, we're surely going to win the next Olympics wearing these!
Posted by: Megan | November 12, 2003 at 10:13 AM
I think I have found a new fetish.
Posted by: GotJesus? | November 12, 2003 at 10:52 AM
if they made them for men i'd get one... who am i trying to kid, i'm gonna get one anyway... this speedo of mine has seen better days
Posted by: dubstylenine | November 12, 2003 at 12:12 PM
I love it! But they'd be even sexier if they were a bit shorter. And maybe tighter.
Posted by: Bob | November 12, 2003 at 12:42 PM
I love that the culotte style is designed for maximum flexibility -- for the true athletes, I guess.
Posted by: girl27 | November 12, 2003 at 01:24 PM
how much do these weight wet?
well i guess if the women drown, it proves they're not witches after all.
Posted by: mia | November 12, 2003 at 02:03 PM
I have a question, Girl27 (or anyone). Do you know what religion it is when the girls don't cut their hair and they have to wear long skirts all the time? It's not the Amish, but...i'm just curious...
Posted by: Megan | November 13, 2003 at 05:23 PM
Mennonite?
Posted by: Bob | November 14, 2003 at 10:03 AM
Good call!
Posted by: Megan | November 14, 2003 at 11:41 AM
i liked the cullote swimmer, but i still caught myself looking at her tits.
i think most orthodox religions require women to wear skirts and to keep their hair long. Its so the the men can tell them apart as they probably dont know what a vagina looks like.
Posted by: james | November 15, 2003 at 09:18 AM