If I ever decide to have kids, I think I'll have a boy. My friend says Oblong might be a good name. But I'd only call him that if his father was a Dutchman. Because Oblong VandenHoogenband sounds pretty damn cool.
Remember that time in the pool, Pieter? With the Thorpedo? Ontmoett u uw zoon, Oblong.
Or maybe I'll have twins. I could call them Melancholy and Mollify. Or Beatrix and Potter!
You may now begin feeling sorry for my unborn children.