Dubstyle and I were at the grocery store, and I (surprisingly!) was in a sour mood. We were in a rush to get home, but behind one Seriously Annoying Customer in line. SAC and the clerk were going back and forth over fifteen cents worth of bananas.
I, ever the impatient one, fish out a quarter. "Here you go... here's a quarter. Can we just wrap this up?"
"Don't you be handing me money!" SAC starts shouting. "It's the principle! It's the principle of the thing!"
I grab my bottle of Fantastik and point it at her.
"Easy lady. I've had a rough day. Just take the money, and walk away."