Dubstyle and I were at the grocery store, and I (surprisingly!) was in a sour mood. We were in a rush to get home, but behind one Seriously Annoying Customer in line. SAC and the clerk were going back and forth over fifteen cents worth of bananas.
I, ever the impatient one, fish out a quarter. "Here you go... here's a quarter. Can we just wrap this up?"
Well.
"Don't you be handing me money!" SAC starts shouting. "It's the principle! It's the principle of the thing!"
I grab my bottle of Fantastik and point it at her.
"Easy lady. I've had a rough day. Just take the money, and walk away."
haaa...
that will go down in history of one of my all-time favorite stories.
right up there with the time at the sub shop when you asked the guy with the mr. big chocolate bar in his pocket if he was just glad to see you?
i don't think he got it.
Posted by: dubstylenine | February 08, 2005 at 10:00 PM
"i don't think he got it."
And with that sense of humour, he obviously ain't getting any, either. ;)
Posted by: girl27 | February 10, 2005 at 12:48 PM