It's a big old house - plenty big for two small girls. But there you go, with your flushing, and your dishes, and the laundry, and the handwashing. I never met anyone who turned the taps on and off as much as you.
Bitch, I am in the shower. Don't make me get out.
PS: Did you used to tapdance? Because I heard something up there. I do that same shuffle-ball-step (fl-ap heel-heel) under my desk at work sometimes.