It's nice that you've settled in. We're getting used to each other, don't you think? I'm no longer surprised to see you there, whenever I turn around. And the cats seem to like you, too.
I noticed you a few months ago, did you know that? I saw your strong arms, your straight back, and well-defined seat, and I just knew we'd end up together. I'm still waiting for the right time to really be with you, though. I imagine how it will be: I'll curl up on top of you, and snuggle in with my new book, Toonses on my lap. You'll keep your arms around me, and pull me in. Maybe you'll even have a blanket ready for me sometimes.
Anyway. I'm glad you're here. I love you, new chair. I thought you should know.
ps: I hope you won't be lonely when I go back to work. Maybe you want an ottoman for company?